Life Recipe
3 parts responsibility
2 parts funny girl
6 parts loving partner
6 parts mother (grandmother can be used as a substitute here)
3 parts loyalty
2 parts heart break
2 parts stupidity
Mix together and let age for at least 40 years or until maturity seems imminent
When sufficiently ripened add:
A little extra responsibility
1 part nonchalance (if not available, could really care less what you think, is an acceptable substitute)
1 part mellowness
3 parts compassion
4 parts comfortable in own skin
Mix together until all parts are well blended. The final result should bear a resemblance to a woman who has lived life and enjoyed every minute of the good, the bad, the beautiful and the ugly.
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Yes, exactly. Very slick, very SAT, very week 14. Particularly amusing:
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Yep, that's me without a single "I"!
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